Is Hate too Strong a Word?

There is no way to break this to you gently.

I can diffuse it.

Soften it.

Screen it.

But in the end, you must prepare yourself.

I suggest you put your coffee down.

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She did it again.

Does something look a little off with this camera?

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Not up to snuff?

Lacking?

Inferior?

Hmmmm.

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I think I see a pattern.

Yes, a distinct pattern of bite marks.

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What kind of dog contemplates an electronic and assesses it as a chew toy?

What kind of dog!???

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And what kind of dog KEEPS CHEWING.

Goodbye, camera. Your screen is black forever now, like the place in my heart that used to hold endearment for my dog.

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Not this dog.

You’re the best dog in the world, aren’t you Daisy?

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Just look at that face, pure sweetness.

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And devotion. It’s in the eyes.  She’d never betray you.  Unlike her counterpart there, in the background chewing as usual.

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Ah, you’ve got a bone this time. Fancy that.  And yes, I am talking to you.

Can I just ask you, what made you stop?  Was it the taste of  auto flash, or the shards of digital screen that were unpalatable?  I mean, why not go all the way and just chew the whole thing in two?

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Daisy would never do such a thing. She respects our property, don’t you Daisy?

Such a good dog!  Do you want a treat, Daisy?  Does Daisy want a treat?!

Do you want a biscuit?  Do you want a cookie?  Do you want….a……………

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Camera?

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See. She’s a good dog.

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Thank you, from the bottom of my heart for leaving our remotes, controllers, and cameras alone.

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YOU on the other hand are in the doghouse.

Don’t give me the evil eye.

I know what you’re thinking, the only thought in your little head right now…

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How good it tasted.