Category Archives: kidlife

They’re Never Too Old…

I saw a ladybug today.

The season can’t make up it’s mind.

Is it spring?

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Or not?

Oh, look.  They made it all the way through winter’s stormy blast and they’re still together.

This is Todd and I, in 50 years.

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We went on a walk to the beach.

This was after the egg hunt…

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The egg hunt that they are almost too old for…

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Almost.

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Egg hunt?

My face-to-neck ratio has surpassed the egg hunt parameters.

Real men don’t do egg hunts.

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But then again, real men do eat candy, soooo

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Candy is serious business.

There is an urgency when sugar is waiting.

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You will look anywhere.

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The fact that it’s ensconced in plastic eggs is not a detriment.

Candy is candy.

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I don’t think they’ll ever stop, no matter what their age.

They’re really just a bunch of Willy Wonkas.

It Went Like This…

There was candy.

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And there were children.

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There was candy.

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And there were children.

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Which eventually resulted in a lot less candy.

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But the children seemed to multiply, as only candy can make them do.

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I sat and drank coffee.

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They sat and drank sugar.

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The Rolos sat and hoped vainly for freedom.

(I might have freed a few of them.)

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And all was right with the world on that bright Easter morning, which has nothing to do with baskets or jelly beans

unless you count every good and perfect gift coming down from the Father of Lights with whom there is no variation or shifting of shadow.

All jelly beans aside, the best gift is what we celebrated at church that morning.

Right, Sawyer?

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He’ll get back to you on that one.

I Found a Way to Clean the Shower

I hate it. Let’s just get it out there. I hate cleaning the shower.

Over the years I have tried  some crazy things to find the quickest, easiest way to get it done:

Spray Pam

Magic Eraser

Oil

Pot scrapers

Dial soap

Rubbing alcohol

Toothpaste

Stove top cleaner

Today is the day I finally found a solution that works better than all the others–

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Tristan.

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And there is virtually no odor! 

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Why didn’t I think of this before?

I thought of Pam.

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 It’s the easiest, most efficient method to date. I’m surprised at what a time saver it is, almost like not cleaning at all!

I don’t think I’ll ever think twice about cleaning showers again.

The Last Day

I know some of you visit here every day and I woke up thinking of you.  I just couldn’t let you show up to see our depressing backyard again. So let’s pretend. Let’s pretend it’s last July. Yes. Yes, that sounds good to me. (Did you know people go crazy here during mud season? They create their own reality…)

I love how the sun porch takes on a life of its own as the days go by.

We’ve only been here two days, but it already feels like home.

It’s hard to believe that we’ll clear out and somebody else’s life will be hanging by clothes pins here.

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I bet that’s what Greyson is thinking about as he stares out into the far horizon: somebody else’s life hanging by clothes pins.

Because you know, teenagers are so, like,  deep and existential.

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He’s thinking about email and wi-fi.

Is it sad that you can use an iPod Touch out here?

It’s sad.

But not if it’s only to communicate with Dad, who had to stay home and work.

Then, it’s a blessing.

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Kiki doesn’t have an iPod Touch. She has 7 rabbits, 2 dogs, and 2 cats.

If you ever have the option, just remember that an iPod Touch does not require air freshener.

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Tristan doesn’t have either one of those yet. He shares the dogs.

But I’ll tell you what he does have. For some reason, Tristan has developed an affinity for the dock.

He asked me if he could take the boat out all by himself.

I think he wanted an adventure.  Like a mountain man.

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Triumph!

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Now what?

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Welp. I guess it’s time to go back.

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A deed well done, my man.  Self-satisfaction.  You can row a boat, navigate and turn home when you decide to.

Do you know what it’s time for now?

Pennies!

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Why does it feel like this picture is missing Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?

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The Munch will have to suffice.  Hey, Munch?

Never go to Bolivia, it won’t be a pleasant ending.

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Pleasant endings are not going to be found near these train tracks today.

You see, every year all the kids put pennies down so the little tourist train that comes by can flatten them.  It’s not a big engine, you can run faster than it can chug.  But it’s strong enough to flatten coins.

We’d already missed the first penny-flattening round since we showed up to the party a few days late.

So I had my kids put these down so they would be part of the tradition.

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We lined them up…

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And we waited.

And waited.

And waited.

Turns out, the last train for the day had already passed.

It was my fault, I’d heard the whistle in the distance and thought it was coming back.  This was our last day too, so there’d be no flattened pennies this trip.

Wah.

We did find something else interesting by the tracks though…

I’m not sure how I feel about this next picture.  Part of me wants to laugh, but part of me wants to be repulsed.

Just don’t yell at me, it happened before we got there.

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“Mom, what is this?”

That, my friends, is all that’s left of a Ken doll.  A few days earlier, the kids had run out of pennies and sacrificed Ken just to see what would happen.

Ken always kind of bugged me.

He’d give his right arm to entertain you, though. heh-heh. heh.  ahem!

Moving on.

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Good-bye Lake House, your memories will never fade!

We’ll miss you!

We’ll see you next year–

(with a sack full of second-hand Barbies).

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Thank you for taking this second-hand tour with me. We’re going back to this Lake House in 79 days, 6 hours, 20 minutes and 13 seconds. I promise a fresh post.

Now I’m off to hose the mud from my backyard, the deck, the pantry, the dogs paws, and probably to throw out all the kids’ socks since they’ve been running back and forth to the trampoline, grinding the mud into their souls soles.

Add Another Casualty to the List

Unbeknownst to us, Tonka was using our planters as play toys all winter long.

When the snow melted we finally saw what she’d torn to bits.

The only consolation is that they make such a lovely subject to photograph. I’m offering  this shot in an 8×10 for those with more discerning tastes. (Not to mention you get our backyard in the deal.)

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Tristan and Sawyer did what any scavenger would do and made good use of what others might consider trash.

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It’s kind of Swiss Family Robinson in  polycarbonate .

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These guys don’t look that comfortable,

but wait!

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All they needed were the flaps off of  an old cereal box.

Is it scary that I can identify the trash Tonka has drug into our backyard from 5 months ago?

It’s scary.

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Although he’s probably less likely to complain about all that.

Anything that keeps you off the bare ground is a bargain.

Bear Grylls would be proud

It’s a Hard Job, but…

I haven’t heard screams coming from the back yard for 5 months.

I’m concerned.

But all that is about to change…

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It’s trampoline season again.

(I give you leave at this point to admire the care that has gone into my lawn. Thank you.)

All the kids wanted to jump, but not all the kids wanted to brave the cold to set the trampoline up. Tristan was the only one dedicated enough. No one believed he could do it alone.

We shall see.

I was there to document the process, but like National Geographic, I don’t believe in interacting with the subject in such a way as to skew the resulting footage.

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The third spring.

So far, so good.

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The fourth spring.

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This is going to take a long time. I’ll spare you the suspense–he got all the springs on.

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Notice the pained expression?  Could it be that once all the springs were on, big sister came out for inspection and noticed that the whole trampoline was on upside down?

Could it be that we called the hotline and found out that, yes, it did matter because the seams could rip if the trampoline was not installed right sight up?

Could it be that he gave up and big sister stepped in out of the empathy of her big heart and took over the job?

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No, it could not be. He continued to work diligently and alone, correcting the mistake that was so ruthlessly pointed out.

He’s being prepared for the real world.

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You can’t assemble a trampoline without this face.

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Along with being prepared for the real world, he’s also prepared for the super-hero world.

Just in case.

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I’m proud of you son.

Proud that you had the gumption to try in the first place, proud that you didn’t give up when you had to start all over. A lesser man would have caved.  Especially if his big sister was the faultfinder.

I think you deserve a whole week of dibs on first.

Let’s put off the real world for as long as we can.

 

 

Big Enough

On his birthday, he was not big enough to ride his surprise bike.

Then it snowed.

Then he grew.

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Then he tried it again.

I was inside putting away groceries. All I know is that when I came out, this is what I saw.

He was riding.

In 6th gear.

We forget all those things we have to teach them. Bikes have gears. Gears make it harder or easier to pedal.

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Hello, first gear!

He was really glad to find out his new bike was not so hard to pedal. Although…

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He still had that scary reach with his toes whenever he stopped. Remember the scary reach with your toes? I wouldn’t ride a bike if I had to do the toe reach.  It was how I measured the acceptability of any bike when I was a kid.

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In a strange twist of events, he passed his old bike on– to his bigger brother.

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They rode all over the street until they randomly found themselves side by side.

And you know what that means.

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Not so much as a word is needed. Brothers on bikes, side by side. That’s all it takes.

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The winner!!

But you know what really makes him a winner?

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The fact that he can do this.

The Garbage Man

Guess what he wants to be when he grows up?

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A guy who drives motorcycles through fire.

But for now, Garbage Man will have to do.

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He doesn’t know I’m stalking him. I wonder what he’s thinking about?

Probably candy.

Or weapons.

Candy weapons would be his preference.

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Some day I’ll look back on these photos and say, “remember when you used to dream about candy weapons? And now you’re driving motorcycles through fire!”

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Ah. I’m busted. Will he be mad?

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The thing I like about Sawyer, is that he knows he has a weird mom.

But even he didn’t think I’d chronicle a trash can run.

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It’s the smile at the end that makes it okay.

 

 

The Herd Moved On

It wasn’t too long ago when these shelves were covered in horses.

But the herd has moved on.

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She’s a girly, girl now. Oh, she still longs for a horse, she’s just not keen on papering her room in mustangs or maintaining  the OK Corral on her dresser.

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Afterall, where would the makeup remover go?

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This makes her a teenager.

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This makes her a bossy big sister.

We Went Outside

We didn’t need snowshoes.

It was 70 degrees and there was hope budding.

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Last year.

Same date.

I’d say hope budding is an improvement.

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Although, we will miss the Snowsack Trashbag races, an annual March celebration here in Canada.

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But we all decided that bike helmets are better.

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Right, Sawyer?

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Oh, yes. You don’t know how good this feels when–

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this is what you’re used to doing this time of year.

And you know what warm weather brings out?

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Candy.

Somehow, 70 degrees and a trip to the treat store go hand-n-hand.

Gums!

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More gums!

(That former plural was bothering you, wasn’t it? But now it all makes sense.)

(Aren’t you glad you come here?)

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I like this image because there’s so much movement. Kiki’s going forward, Tonka’s going sideways, and Tristan’s going crazy.

It’s been SO long since he got to ride a scooter.

Scooters lay dormant during the winter. The only thing you can do is ride them around in circles inside your garage.

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Greyson joined the fray and off they went.

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Bye, kids!

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Wait!  Wait for me!

And there it is, the phrase that makes every play-outside day complete.